Thursday, June 29, 2006

Superman Returns


I took the whole family to see Superman Returns. It was a great movie. I know I said I liked King Kong, too, but there is no gross giant bug scene in Superman. Just a good story, good action, and good acting. I was not a big fan of Lois' boy, but I guess they needed him for the story.

There are many Christian references. In fact the question, "Does the world need saving?" was a primary theme of the movie. There are other references as well, some very obvious, some not so obvious. I wanted to take the boys, because I think Superman is a good role model, well, except for one small indescretion with Lois, but we will not go into that here (and which is also, one difference between Superman and Jesus).

This is a long movie, and it is rated PG-13, but I do not recall anything bad in the movie, except the usual superhero violence. This movie met all of my expectations, and I highly recommend it.

I also love the previews. Here are three upcoming movies that all looked good to me:

1. Flyboys - This looked so great. #1 on my list.
2. Invincible with Mark Wahlberg
3. The Nativity Story - perfect for next Christmas!

Fortunately, basketball did not kill me, but my shins are hurting again from running. I do wish we would play netball instead. Might be less running.

Superman Returns

I worked Tuesday and Wednesday on my second job, so today I took our family to see Superman Returns. I will write more about it, soon, when I get a chance. But, great movie!

For now it is off to basketball where I will most likely die.

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Bonobo or Chimp?


According to the Columbus Zoo a primary difference between Chimps and Bonobos is that "Chimps resolve sex issues with power; bonobos resolve power issues with sex. Bonobos believe in "make love, not war." Chimps are known for making war."

Which one are you more like?

They Stole Our Netball!


Netball looks like a fun game. It was apparently developed in the United States, but I never heard of it before. I wonder why it did not catch on more here?

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

MOVIE: End of the Spear

We rented End of the Spear from NetFlix and watched it together as a family tonight.
It is a true story about Christian missionaries who are working with natives in Ecuador. The missionaries are, unfortunately, speared to death, but the courageous missionary wives continue the task of sharing the message and love of Jesus. The movie leads up to the dramatic encounter of the tribesman Mincayani telling the missionaries son Steve Saint about the circumstances of his Father's death. It’s a remarkable and powerful story of forgiveness and reconciliation. I found the movie to be very moving. Louie Leonardo was terrific as Mincayani. Highly recommended.

P.S. Be sure to keep watching the credits where the real life person of the story describes the first time the Mincayani came to the United States. It is hilarious how he viewed what is commonplace over here.

Monday, June 26, 2006

RESTAURANT.COM


My friend recommends this site. Anyone try it?

Welcome Trishdish!


Welcome Trishdish! She is just starting out with blogging so please be nice to her and give her a warm welcome.

Sunday, June 25, 2006

Emily's Birthday

Emily turns 3 today.


Brandon, NatJ, Emily, Brittney, Kim and Marjorie.

At the BBQ


So I am sitting at the BBQ with NatJ who is 4.

"Dad, when they take the food out of cows, do the cows die?"

"Yes, son, I believe they do."

He does not seem terribly concerned about the cows. He spots some deer trophies on the wall.

"Do deers have food in them?"

"Yes, son, I believe they do."

"Do penguins?"

"You know son, I am not 100% sure about penguins."

Recommendation

If offered a peach martini, I recommend you say yes.

Saturday, June 24, 2006

New Rule


If you can not do it at a cuddle party, then you should not be doing it in public.

Court Case

Ok, the court case is over, so I can talk about it now.

A black lady filed a lawsuit against a local bookstore for malicious prosecution. The bookstore had charged her with theft. She was found innocent in the criminal trial, so she turned around and sued the bookstore.

Her friend apparently bought the items, and they walked through the electronic sensors that did not go off. Later her friend called and said the receipt was missing. She left her real name and phone number and listed the items that were purchased. The store did a search and could not find the transaction. She came in the next day returning a couple items for her friend. The store gave her a refund (even though it was policy not to give refunds without a receipt) to get her personal information. They did not mention anything to her about the theft, but simply filed a complaint after they got the information. She did not find out that there was a warrant out on her until much later.

She and her friend both said under oath that they got a store credit and not cash. The store produced a signed document saying that they got a cash refund.

The complaint was signed by the local prosecuter and taken to trial where she was found innocent.

In this counter trial she represented herself in court. This was a big mistake. She was terribly confused and had to be interrupted numerous times by the judge. I did not find out until later, from her opponent, why this was so.

Even though she was inept in the courtroom, I voted in favor of her. I thought that simply not having the transaction was not enough for the store to file a complaint. There could be other reasons why the store records were wrong, such as an error at the register. I think the behavior clearly demonstrated that they were not thieves.
I thought the store needed a witness, or an alarm, or to catch the person to have probable cause to file a complaint. I thought that charging someone with a crime is serious business and they needed more.

The judge did something very unusual in that she let the jury ask questions. THe plaintiff would question the witness, then the defendant would question, and then we would submit written questions.

At one point, I submitted a question to the store owner asking, how often does a thief call in to the store the same day and give thier real name, real phone number, and the list of items allegedly stolen? I wanted to try to get him to settle, by asking a very pointed question. He did admit it was very unusual, but did not seem to flinch much.

The jury happened to consist of 6 white men. I was outvoted 5-1, so she lost. Several of the jurors thanked me for voting for her, as they felt that the case was not cut and dry and it was good for her to know that her view of the events was seriously considered, and she was not dismissed quickly with a unanimous jury against her.

After the trial, the bookstore lawyer asked me about voting against him, and I told him that for a serious thing like accusing someone of a crime, I thought he needed more evidence of wrongdoing other that just store records that did not show the transaction. Then he told me that they had tried to settle with her, and she refused and fired her lawyer because she was afraid he would settle. Lawyers need a settlement to collect a bill.

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Aimez-vous?


Aimez-vous parler français ?

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Memoirs of a Geisha

Could there be a more beautiful movie? I cannot imagine anything exceeding it.

Although separated by time and space, this movie reminds me in many ways of Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice, of which, of course, there can be no higher compliment. It is about a young lady with love and hope in her heart, and what appears to be unreasonable faith. The protagonist, Sayuri, is faced with the same kind of choice as Jane of P&P: does she compromise her heart's desire to ensure the security of her and those around her?

In contrast to P&P, this movie approaches the question from a more adult angle, and so the choices are less clear cut, and perhaps more difficult. Sayuri comes from a far harder background, with far less support than Elizabeth has, and thus our sympathies, if she chooses to sacrifice herself, are greater. This ia a darker movie, although not so heavy as to be unbearable to watch.

At one point during a confrontation she yells out, "I am worthy!" which I believe is the theme of this movie. She is worthy, and not just because she is the greatest of all Gieshas, but rather become she is a human with hopes and dreams, something that we can all relate to.

There is another element to this movie that is not present in P&P. Jane Austen's world is static. The world of Elizabeth never changes, and thus she has fewer variables to deal with. Sayuri, on the other hand, has to deal with the fact that her world as she knows it is destroyed by war. How does this change the desires of her heart and how she deals with them?

Not only does her world change, but the object of her affection changes. How would Elizabeth have handled the situation if Mr. Darcy had lost eveything he owned. Did she love him enough to chose poverty? Jane never has to make that decision, but Suyuri never flinches.

The similarities in theme between P&P and this movie fascinate me. It shows that despite the distance in time and space, the question of how a lady is to survive in a man's world is universal.

Hang Em High!

Of course, I am selected to serve on the jury. I guess I just have that juryish look. Actually, it is a civil trial, not a criminal trial. No one goes to jail. I just have to figure out who gets the money. We have an unusual judge in that she permits the jurers to ask questions, so after the lawyers get done, we jurers submit questions to the witnesses. It is actually quite interesting. I should be done today.

Texas Limo

This is totally fake. The most I have seen a horse with is about 3 saddles.

Monday, June 19, 2006

Do You Like?

4 15 - 25 15 21 - 12 9 11 6 - 19 5 3 18 5 20 - 3 15 4 5 19 ?

Sunday, June 18, 2006

It Just Gets Funnier

You know that joke I pulled where a faked everyone's comments? Well apparently Danikabur's love interest was (unknown to her) reading her blog, but he got confused when he noticed that she was (allegedly) commenting while she was out of town with no access to a computer. So he asked her about it, which was the first time she knew that he knew about her blog. Pretty funny stuff. I am glad she found out before she posted anything really embarrassing.

P.S. Everyone should Google themselves and realize what turns up is public information. I changed my blog name, because I realized that my fun blog looked unprofessional and might make it difficult to find a job. My name is a pretty unique. There are about 3-5 of us in the United States, so I am easy to find. If you have a very common name or do not use your real name or do not use a unique handle your not as easy to locate.

Father's Day

To all of you other Dads out there: Happy Father's Day!

Fast Company had an interesting article recently entitled What Kind of Dad Are You?. It is a good article as far as it goes, but I confess I dream of something more. Part of my motivation for NewI\O is that I dream of a new kind of corporation.

Currently we segregate out lives: professional, family, social, etc. I picture a corporation that does not view employees as resources, but as people, with all that entails. Companies have what are called campuses like colleges do, but they are still pretty much just workplaces. I picture a community where people live, work, and socialize all at the same place.

Picture a corporate campus that actually had housing like a college campus does. Where you could walk to work instead of fight 2 hours of traffic. On this campus there would be things like a charter school and daycare so you could eat lunch every day with your children. You would not have to ask your company for time off to pick up your kids, because it would all be part of the same company. The corporate cafeteria would be available to the entire family all of the time. There would be nice relaxing parks for the adults and playgrounds for the kids. Even apprenticeships for older kids. Free health care site on campus.

All of that corporate space is wasted at night. Why not use it for social activities? Movie night every night. Clubs for various interest groups. How about a nice gym on site? You would not really need a car, but there were be a corporate car pool that you could use to check out a car when you needed one to run errands out in town.

Everything would be wired with high speed and wireless network connections. You could easily work from anywhere on campus. Less money would have to be spent on useless office space.

I am thinking that if you provided everything for people they would not need to be paid very much. This might lead to tax advantages. By compensating employees with benefits and services instead of pay, less money in taxes might go to the government leaving more of it to be spent on providing better compensation and services.

I am thinking that a corporate culture that actually enhanced your personal and family life instead of competing with it would have a huge competitive advantage over a more traditional company in hiring the best and brightest. I do hope that I will be in a position to find out for sure someday.

More of my Novel

Some of you have been following my novel. It started as the world's smallest novel. But then I wrote more, and then I really got inspired. And there was yet another post about my novel.

Here is the next installment:

"I see you have met my friend Julianna. Hope you are enjoying yourself."
"Yes, she seems very witty and attractive."
"She is a lesbian, you know."
"Indeed? No, I was quite unaware."
"Yes, she is."
"Well, at least she does not smoke."

Saturday, June 17, 2006

WORLD CUP REPORT: We Got A Point!!!

For anonymous Mark who wanted to see more World Cup Soccer coverage. First the good news: We scored a point! The bad news: I am a sports guy, but I am having a hard time caring. Maybe now that we have actually scored a point though, I will start monitoring the situation. I mean it just seems to me that the sport is so much more interesting when your team can actually score a point.

P.S. Even though I totally missed watching the match, the refs disallowing the U.S.A. winning goal was totally bogus in my opinion. To have actually scored two points, how great would that have been?

New Job

Well I worked a week at my new job and I already hate it. I realize now that it is a great advantage to be able to try out a new job before quitting the old one.

This new job was a real mess. The wiring was atrocious. Nothing was labeled. It was a giant spaghetti of colored cables. They have these little UPSes that are paired off for redundancy, but they overloaded them, so that if one fails, the other can no longer supply the power and it all comes crashing down. I already talked about the data center outtage they are having, which seems to be completely under planned for. I cannot even get a list of machines, so there is no way I can make sure they are accounted for.

Anyway, I have jury duty this upcoming week, and I am thinking I will not be going back there. I have a couple of interviews with people who I applied with before, and also the people that I did some part time work for want me to do some more, so I think I am going to go that route.

New Link: Helena


The lovely and talented Helena from New Zealand has linked me and I am returning the favor. She is a dear friend of Aggie.

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

SATLUG Presentation

Quick note as I am dragging. I presented NewI\O to the San Antonio Linux Group tonight. There were about 15 people present. They were polite and seemed to like it, but it also seemed like I did not wow them as much as I have in previous presentations. However, even better than wowing them, I believe I made a sale.

You see, right now my target market is other programmers. I can not do it all myself. I need to organize a team to help build it, so the reason why I talk it up is to recruit other programmers. There was one guy that was a programmer there, and he totally got it and is very interested and promised to contact me. So even though I may have not wowed the audience as much as I would have liked I wowed the person that I needed too, which is all that matters.

Monday, June 12, 2006

First Day

Ok, so a quick note before I crash. First day at new computer data company. I meet with the director, and he asks me when is my last day at my current job. He is asking because he wants to work around my schedule so I do not work too hard. I tell him I have not quit yet, but will let him know when I do. The reason I do this is because I want to keep both jobs. So I tell him I am happy to work a regular M-F 8-5 job as I figure if I work normal hours they might forget that I still have my old job.

So anyway I find out I am a team leader with the production systems. 3 other sysadmins in my team. A team leader is like a manager, except you are expected to also do all of the regular work you would if you were not a leader. I feel the compliment, but it also makes my life harder, as not only do I have to work, but now I have to lead and inspire the men!

So, I am there an hour, and then I hear one of my guys is quitting! Not because of me, but because of stuff prior to me getting there. I have not even got checked in, yet, and I am already in the midst of crisis. Of course, he has lots of critical information in his head like passwords and we have to work on him to give us the information.

Also, I am scehduled for a meeting. It is about some change in air conditioning in the data center. The entire data center will be shut down. And then, since it is down, they want to fix and re-arrange some stuff. I point out to them that the known good data center will not be the same as new data center they will try to bring back up. It might take a while, and I am not the only new guy on staff. It is in 3 weeks, and there has not been a lot of planning. It sounds pretty ambitions and possibily dangerous in a business way.

So anyway I have my work cut out for me, but I think I can help, and the day went fairly well. Well, except for the time I walked away from my computer without locking the screen. By the time I got back my desktop had a picture of Barbie, and I had written love notes to the rest of the computer group. So apparently I work with a bunch of commediens. Wonderful.

I Will Need Coffee

After I get off my 12 hour shift tonight, I report bright eyed and bushy tailed for my first day of my second job. Oh joy. I should be pretty tired Monday night. Gotta make hay while the sun is up.

On the good side, I get to present my technology project NewI\O to the San Antonio Linux User Group on Wednesday night.

Thank You For The Links!



I have have linked three people who linked to me. To my left is Aggie who hails from the (sometimes) exotic North island of New Zealand. Above, is Bunny from Wisconsin, and to the middle right is Bridget Jones from Canada. I read all of thier blogs, and you should, too.

Saturday, June 10, 2006

WINNER WINS THIS SONG!!!

The winner of my contest below gets this song dedicated to them. Unfortunately, no one has come up with the right answer yet. Best of luck those who continue to try. And remember: no fair looking it up on the net.


this is an audio post - click to play

Prayer for Today

Dear Lord,

Help me to relax about insignificant details, beginning tomorrow at 7:41:23 a.m. EST.

Help me to consider people's feelings, even if most of them are hypersensitive.

Help me to take responsibility for the consequences of my actions, even though they're usually not my fault.

Help me to not try to run everything - but, if you need some help, please feel free to ask me.

Help me to be more laid back, and help me to do it exactly right.

Help me to take things more seriously, especially laughter, parties, and dancing.

Give me patience, and I mean right now!

Help me not be a perfectionist. (Did I spell that correctly?)

Help me to finish everything I sta

Help me to keep my mind on one thing ... oh, look, a bird ... at a time.

Help me to do only what I can, and trust you for the rest. And would you mind putting that in writing?

Keep me open to others' ideas, misguided though they may be.

Help me follow established procedures. Hey, wait ... this is wrong ...

Help me slow down andnotrushthroughwhatido.

Thank you, Lord.

Amen

Sorry!

In case you did not get it, the first 20 or so comments on the previous post were all faked. No your account was not hacked. I simply noticed that names are not unique on blogger. There can be more than one Chris for example. The thing that separates people out is the picture they attach to the comment, but of course the picture can be downloaded and re-used. Therefore, if you are willing to take the trouble to create a new blog, you can impersonate anyone you want on blogger. What fun!

Some of the blogs I created to make the impersonations I made little jokes on. Some people noticed what I was doing and went to thier "new" blogs and made comments.

I thought it would be funny to make a really dumb post, and then have everyone who usually comes to my blog be posting really dumb comments that were not really thier own.

I think it is funny that when it got to real comments, everyone kept playing along with the dumb comments.

In some cases I went to your own blog and commented as you. I bet that was confusing.

I also made a few famous people.

Sorry, if you come to my blog, but I did not impersonate you. I was going to do more people. It is not that I love you less. I just got tired. Maybe I will still get you in the future.

Friday, June 09, 2006

Name That Tune!

Ok since everyone seems to be enjoying playing Name That Tune!, I have decided to get in on the action, so that my blog does not miss out. OK this song is by an English super group. Name the song title AND the group. Ok one more hint: the initials for the group's name is LZ.

First prize: You get to make up a new blog test and link me to do it!

No fair looking this up on the net.

There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
And when she gets there she knows if the stores are closed
With a word she can get what she came for

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven

There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure
And you know sometimes words have two meanings
In the tree by the brook there's a songbird who sings
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven

There's a feeling I get when I look to the west
And my spirit is crying for leaving
In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees
And the voices of those who stand looking

Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven

And it's whispered that soon, if we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason
And a new day will dawn for those who stand long
And the forest will echo with laughter

And it makes me wonder

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen

Yes there are two paths you can go by
but in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on

Your head is humming and it won't go because you don't know
The piper's calling you to join him
Dear lady can't you hear the wind blow and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our souls
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven

There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
And when she gets there she knows if the stores are closed
With a word she can get what she came for

And she's buying a stairway to heaven, uh uh uh.

P.S. Do not turn the Page or you might have to Plant something!

CARS


Taking the boys to see Cars today. I can not wait, I mean, Nat can not wait.

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Tragic Disaster!

Suddenly my social life came to a screeching halt...

Sunday, June 04, 2006

Pet Pirate Smee

Spam messages often include fluff text content to get by the spam filters. I just got one and here was the fluff in it:


Wendy was so shocked that she exclaimed. "He doesn't know!" and always after this she felt that if you could have a pet pirate Smee would be her one.

Family Resemblence


Dirty Bunny thinks I am funny for pointing out that her family looks like the old gang at Microsoft. What do you all think?


Saturday, June 03, 2006

Chat At Work Tonight

[21:57] <SA_PerryH> http://www.italk2much.com/
[21:57] <SA_PerryH> I submitted my site
[21:57] <SA_PerryH> masochistic
[21:58] <SA_Chris> submitted for what?
[21:58] <SA_PerryH> they critic
[21:58] <SA_PerryH> sepecially blogs
[21:58] <SA_PerryH> :(
[21:58] <SA_Chris> lol
[21:58] <SA_Chris> why would you do that? lol
[21:59] <SA_PerryH> Danikabur gave me the dumb idea
[21:59] <SA_PerryH> LOL
[21:59] <SA_PerryH> it's women that do the criticing
[21:59] <SA_PerryH> so I'm sure I'll get blasted
[21:59] <SA_Chris> Ah Never listen to Danikabur!!!
[21:59] <SA_PerryH> then I'll blast them on my blog
[21:59] <SA_PerryH> :)
[21:59] <SA_Chris> Naa chicks dig you.
[21:59] <SA_PerryH> brilliant!!!
[21:59] <SA_PerryH> lol
[21:59] <SA_PerryH> yeah, they are beating down my door
[21:59] <SA_Chris> For some reason they think you are sincere.
[21:59] <SA_PerryH> I fake sensitive
[21:59] <SA_PerryH> LOL
[22:00] <SA_PerryH> scary thing is, I AM
[22:00] <SA_Chris> Little do they know...
[22:00] <SA_PerryH> lol
[22:00] <SA_Chris> My wife reads your blog like hourly.
[22:00] <SA_PerryH> awwww
[22:00] <SA_PerryH> how nice
[22:00] <SA_PerryH> todays was pretty funny I think

Friday, June 02, 2006

Tiger Mothers Piglets


In a zoo in California, a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of triplet tiger cubs. Unfortunately, due to complications in the pregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tiny size, died shortly after birth.

The mother tiger after recovering from the delivery, suddenly started to decline in health, although physically she was fine. The veterinarians felt that the loss of her litter had caused the tigress to fall into a depression. The doctors decided that if the tigress could surrogate another mother's cubs, perhaps she would improve.

After checking with many other zoos across the country, the depressing news was that there were no tiger cubs of the right age to introduce to the mourning mother. The veterinarians decided to try something that had never been tried in a zoo environment.

Sometimes a mother of one species will take on the care of a different species. The only "orphans" that could be found quickly, were a litter of wiener pigs. The zoo keepers and vets wrapped the piglets in tiger skin and placed the babies around the mother tiger.